Discussion Forums : Jokes and Humour

i got stopped for alledged speeding by a very young policeman driving home from work, I didn't like his attitude so when he asked if the vehicle was mine I said "no it aint" so he asked "who's is it?" I said "i dont know,i just robbed the post office, ran through those gardens, a man was putting his shopping away from his shopping trip, I shot him in the back of the head, his body is in the boot and the gun is in the glove box" ....before I could stop him he'd got on the radio and next thing armed police are swarming everywhere - the lieutenant in charge of the armed coppers sidled up to the window of the car, he was in full body armour and behind a big shield "excuse me sir, is this your vehicle?" he asked, "of course it is" i said, "oh that's strange, that young policeman over there said you'd robbed the post office, ran through some gardens and shot a man in the back of the head, stuffed his body in the boot and the gun is in the glove box and this is his vehicle!!!" "ok i can prove it, open my glove box and the vehicle registration is in there with my license, insurance and everything, furthermore the boot is empty except for my golf shoes" after checking it out he came from behind his sheild and spoke to me " I can't work out why that young police constable would say all that?" and I replied " I bet the lying b*****d said I was speeding too............."